Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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