32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
