But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Randomize
