i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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