I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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