Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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