VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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