I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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