Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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