HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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