I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
