You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I am spending my child support on dildos
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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