This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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