How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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