let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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