How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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