If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
