Fine. I'll sleep in my office
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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