do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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