Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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