Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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