There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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