4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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