Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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