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(301): View more from Maryland

He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars

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(208): View more from Idaho

just looked at his mug shot... not really my type

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(303): View more from Colorado

Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.

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(310): View more from California

Obama is so hot when he ends wars.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.

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(206): View more from Washington

he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...

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(250): View more from British Columbia

The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex

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(513): View more from Ohio

Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.

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