I hate all girls vehemently.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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