Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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