Sponge bath it is.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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