that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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