I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
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