I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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