Who did Billy Mays play for?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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