We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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