uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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