Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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