I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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