I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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