im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
that's an acceptable place to lick
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So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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