do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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