We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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