fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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