I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Come on in and take your pants off
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