your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize