But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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