Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
