..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
