I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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