Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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