dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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