So drunk its hurt
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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