there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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