Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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