not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Maybe he injected his testicle?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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