i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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