Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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